HUMOROUS WELK HUMOR

" A musician came up and said, 'Lawrence, I'm late for rehersal and I have no excuse,' Lawrence looked at him and said, "That's no excuse!"                                                                         -  RALPH PORTNER                                                                                           announcer

JOE FEENEY'S LEAST FAVORITE REQUESTED SONGS Thanks to our own Super Larry Cornstarch, songs not high on our Irish Tenor's favorites list!

THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW DRINKING GAME Popular with college students, new ways to enjoy champagne!

FAMOUS WELKISMS THROUGHOUT HISTORY You'll never believe the quotes made by Mister Champagne Music Maker himself!!

A COLLECTION OF LAWRENCE WELK JOKES They don't keep a song in your heart, but a chuckle down in your guts!

THE FASHION POLICE Looking at what the Musical Family wears, you believe they are guilty of first-degree eyeslaughter!

MUSICAL FAMILY HAIR CARE You won't believe the hair-raising pictures of the Musical Family!

TOP FIFTEEN LEAST POPULAR LAWRENCE WELK ALBUMS Submitted by Welk fan Super Larry Cornstarch, this list says it all in music!

SONGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ON LAWRENCE WELK More Classic Champagne Comedy submitted by Super Larry Cornstarch

TEN MORE LEAST POPULAR WELK ACTS Very Funny Stuff Submitted By Welkman55

GAIL FARRELL'S MATCH GAME APPEARANCES When Champagne Music Maker Gail meets Dumb Dora, BLANK happens!

LISTINGS FOR THE LEAST POPULAR WELK EPISODES Not only you'll laugh but know why these episodes were not favorites with loyal viewers!

YOU KNOW YOUR'E A WELKAHOLIC IF..... Another comedic masterpiece by our super Welkaholic Super Larry Cornstarch

MORE WELK ALBUMS REJECTED BY RANWOOD The Music Makers and Ranwood Records have released many albums, these are the ones that never saw the light of day

LEAST POPULAR WELK MEMORABILIA FROM EBAY You'll won't find these Welk collectables anywhere else, courtesy of Super Larry Cornstarch

LETTERS TO A YOUNG LAWRENCE WELK Before the Maestro was famous, he corresponded with Rainer Maria Rillke, as told by Matt Evans

"FOR ME? Oh You Shouldn't Have!"

"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"

GO BACK STRAIGHT HOME WELKS!