|HUMOROUS WELK HUMOR|
|" A musician came up and said, 'Lawrence, I'm late for rehersal and I have no excuse,' Lawrence looked at him and said, "That's no excuse!"
- RALPH PORTNER
|JOE FEENEY'S LEAST FAVORITE REQUESTED SONGS
Thanks to our own Super Larry Cornstarch, songs not high on our Irish Tenor's favorites list!
|THE LAWRENCE WELK SHOW DRINKING GAME
Popular with college students, new ways to enjoy champagne!
|FAMOUS WELKISMS THROUGHOUT HISTORY
You'll never believe the quotes made by Mister Champagne Music Maker himself!!
|A COLLECTION OF LAWRENCE WELK JOKES
They don't keep a song in your heart, but a chuckle down in your guts!
|THE FASHION POLICE
Looking at what the Musical Family wears, you believe they are guilty of first-degree eyeslaughter!
|MUSICAL FAMILY HAIR CARE
You won't believe the hair-raising pictures of the Musical Family!
|TOP FIFTEEN LEAST POPULAR LAWRENCE WELK ALBUMS
Submitted by Welk fan Super Larry Cornstarch, this list says it all in music!
|SONGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR ON LAWRENCE WELK
More Classic Champagne Comedy submitted by Super Larry Cornstarch
|TEN MORE LEAST POPULAR WELK ACTS
Very Funny Stuff Submitted By Welkman55
|GAIL FARRELL'S MATCH GAME APPEARANCES
When Champagne Music Maker Gail meets Dumb Dora, BLANK happens!
|LISTINGS FOR THE LEAST POPULAR WELK EPISODES
Not only you'll laugh but know why these episodes were not favorites with loyal viewers!
|YOU KNOW YOUR'E A WELKAHOLIC IF.....
Another comedic masterpiece by our super Welkaholic Super Larry Cornstarch
|MORE WELK ALBUMS REJECTED BY RANWOOD
The Music Makers and Ranwood Records have released many albums, these are the ones that never saw the light of day
|LEAST POPULAR WELK MEMORABILIA FROM EBAY
You'll won't find these Welk collectables anywhere else, courtesy of Super Larry Cornstarch
|LETTERS TO A YOUNG LAWRENCE WELK
Before the Maestro was famous, he corresponded with Rainer Maria Rillke, as told by Matt Evans
|"FOR ME? Oh You Shouldn't Have!"||"CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"|
|GO BACK STRAIGHT HOME WELKS!|